Honestly the government can go ahead and spy on me all it wants they’ll just get 24/7 footage of me sitting in bed on my laptop with a double chin.
so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time
I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary
They really are.
When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers
gf: i just shaved feel my legs
therorlord OH GODS WHY
imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT
this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not
Im laughin so hard omg